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The Party (pt 1??)

Alright, back on the fanfic bullshit.

Jily college life au

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Lily walked up to the door of the house, pounding with music, with her friends, wondering why she had even bothered to show up. She knew no one there and, to be honest, her friends didn’t either. It was some friend of a friend of a friend party and just by looking around the house, she could tell only guys lived there. The door opened and they were greeted by a tall, messy-haired man with glasses.

“Alright, everyone in. There’s still a fair amount of space. Jungle juice is on the table.” He brought them in and she thought she could feel his eyes on her. She stepped in, noticed the living room to the right and a staircase on the left leading up. The place looked rather spartan in the limited decoration and over-emphasis on some things while an under-emphasis on others. Between the rather large group of people, she saw a pool table in the living room, a tv, coffee table and couches but the walls were rather bare and appeared as though they had been patched without much thought.

Lily and her friends followed the host past the living room and into the kitchen.

“He’s kinda cute,” Dorcas said. Mary nodded distractedly as she looked around at the other people there.

“I see him! Frank!” Mary cut through the crowd finding the guy who had brought them all here and leaving Dorcas and Lily. Dorcas turned to Lily,

“Well, I guess it’s just us then.”

Lily scoffed. “Until you manage to find someone and then it’ll be me.” 

“Fair enough,” Dorcas laughed. “Come on. I want a drink.” The kitchen had a bin on the table with a gross mixture of the alcohols that people had brought that night. Lily wrinkled her nose and brought out her own rum. She poured a bit in before taking a swig from the bottle.

“Alright, there?” Lily spun around and was surprised to see the man from before instead of Dorcas. She coughed a bit before responding.

“I’m not drinking that.” She pointed towards the table. “It looks disgusting.”

“It does.” His voice was warm and deep as he took a drink of his own beer. Dorcas was right about one thing, he really was attractive. He had black messy hair and glasses framing brown eyes. Eyes that were staring at her waiting for a response. “I said, I think I’ve seen you before. Who do you know?”

“Mary. How about you?”

“Ah,” He said. “Well, I’m James. I actually live here.”

accio-shitpost:

this just in: harry potter has once again quit the wizarding world forever, this time to become a trucker. more on this story as soon as we figure out what the hell that is

shelovesplants:
“Sedum ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’•
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shelovesplants:

Sedum 💕🙏🏻💕🙏🏻💕🙏🏻💕

atavar:

atavar:

“It’s okay, Katara.“

(X) Most Powerful Moments in AtLA - No. 6

ravenheartedgirl:

Funny bone

Based on this thread by the wonderful @asktheboywholived and @sirussly

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For those of you who canโ€™t read my handwriting:

/Wait - is Evans actually into me? / Quick, Iโ€™ll make a bad joke and see if she laughs / Hey Evans! / Did you hear about the skeleton who couldnโ€™t go to the party? / He had no BODY to go with! / *laughs* / Well, thatโ€™s not a fair test - / That joke was h i l a r i o u s. /

90stv:

like fuck jk rowing her battle of hogwarts doesn’t hold a CANDLE to the battle of olympus in percy jackson….. annabeth instinctively taking a knife for percy that would’ve hit his achilles spot bcuz she just knew….. silena dying after masquerading as clarisse to convince ares cabin to join the battle, revealing in the end she was the spy and caused the death of her own boyfriend…. kronos being defeated after percy realizes he’s not the hero and gives luke annabeth’s knife which he uses to kill himself…. percy being offered immortality and instead asking for the gods to from now on recognize all their children so no one ever feels unwanted again….. TELL me u didn’t absolutely go feral reading this for the first time in 6th grade or whenever

idea: bath bombs but when they r done doing a fizzle, thereโ€™s a tiny sea monster/creature instead of the prizes they sometimes do

bibliophilichomomystic:

iguanamouth:

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ive never even used or eaten a bath bomb before thank you so much

I am clearly buying my bathbombs at the wrong place

an-terra:

seriously is there anything sexier than sustainable farming

glumshoe:

The urge to seduce Death, to take it softly by the cold hand and lead it to your boudoir, is an ancient and primal one that we can only explore by with cheat codes on The Sims.

nexstrik:

if Breath of the Wild didn’t want me to fall in love with Prince Sidon they shouldn’t have made him chivalrous, earnest, kind, loyal, brave, a little dumb, and 9 feet tall with a mouth full of knives